Day 5:
Our ship arrived to the island of St. Maarten/St. Martin. This island is owned by 2 different countries; The Netherlands and France. So needless to say, it was very interesting seeing the melting pot of cultures here.

After getting off the ship, we decided to go the car rental route again. We followed the car rental signs that led us to a little building with a bunch of ticket windows. (think of an amusement park ticket window or something) I was laughing so hard because out of each window, there were locals trying to get you to rent a car from their company. I'm thinking they weren't allowed to walk up to you or something because they had their mouths pressed up against the little talking holes in the glass and had their arms sticking out the bottom of the window where you would give them your money. They were all shouting, "Best deal! Over here! We have jeeps! We rent nice cars! Cheap deal over here!" It was hilarious!! So the 4 of us each went to a different window to see what the best deal would be. We ended up finding a super cheap deal on a jeep.

Now it was off to find a nice relaxing beach! One thing the cruise ship warned us about on St. Maarten's beaches, were that ALL the beaches on the entire island were "clothing optional". I envisioned a few women who might not want tan lines when laying on their tummies or something. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that EVERYONE would be in their COMPLETE nothin's!!!! The first beach we went to was called Orient Beach.

This is a really fun beach that a lot of tourists from America go to, so most of the people on the main section of beach were clothed. However, if you ventured down the beach a tiny bit, all the sudden, your eyes were blinded with LOTS of bare bums and "such." Now these are not models, or even young people on this beach. They are 50 to 80 year old retirees from Europe. One word: YUCK.
We did manage to find a nice beach chair in the more clothed part of the beach and enjoy some sun, sand and the nice water.
After lunch, we decided to explore more of the island and find a nice,out of the way, quiet beach. So we drove to Fryer's Beach:
This beach was very beautiful, LOTS less crowded, and not as windy as Orient Beach. But this was not our final destination. You can count on me to find the most remote, out-of-the way beaches! I found instructions to visit a beach called Happy Bay. It was only a short 15 minute, beautiful hike from Fryer's, so we took the trail over the hill.
Upon reaching the end of the trail the reward was sweet, Happy Bay was so beautiful!

Now this was my kind of beach. Less than a dozen people on the entire beach. Now that's what I call vacation! So I grabbed my camera and went crazy!
Beautiful palm trees against turquoise waters...it was a photographers heaven!
Even in black and white, the scene is still stunning!
We saw lots of sailboats enjoying this beautiful day!
The sound of the waves lapping up onto the shore was so relaxing! I can't think of a more soothing sound to fall asleep to!
The seclusion that Happy Bay afforded, also brought one caveat...yep, you guessed it, several couples opting to suntan (or burn as the case may be) in their birthday suits. I'm not sure why you would want to sprawl out at the edge of the sand berm and show off all your goodies, but there were several people who did. In some of my pictures, a little photoshop had to be done to carefully place rocks and trees and flowers to avoid seeing old people in their nothingness.

After some much needed relaxing, it was time to hike back to the jeep. The trail was really pretty as it followed along the edge of the hillside overlooking the ocean below. On the trail, we even encountered a wandering donkey. Weird.

The green cactus against the blue ocean was so beautiful.
After getting back to the jeep, we decided to take the long way back to the ship to see more of the island. It is one crazy place. The buildings are all brightly colored and the architecture was so interesting. I did find it very sad to see all the poverty though. Wild hens and dogs running around and lots of trash everywhere. Those areas were found more so on the Dutch side of the island as opposed to the French side, that seemed to be a bit cleaner and nicer.

Crazy stuff: The funniest sign was the Burger King sign that said, "Win a free cruise to the Caribbean!" Uh, aren't we in the Caribbean? Isn't that like saying win a free trip to the Great Salt Lake? (I only got a picture of the side that said win a cruise.)
And then there's always the green airplane turned pub. Or what about your local HP office retailer and a HUGE, bright yellow souvenir shop? My favorite was the Lion's Club Thought of the Month: Be Attentive. Nice. And who can forget the Crazy Leprechaun local bar with it's mooning Leprechaun logo?
Yes, St. Maarten was an interesting day. Despite it's weirdness, the beaches were beautiful and I was able to relax, soak my feet in the soft sand, and take some amazing pictures.
DAY 6 & 7: Fun Days at Sea.
So the last 2 days of our cruise were spent relaxing at sea. It was awesome. I loved doing nothing but eating and sleeping, swimming, and yes, I did hit the gym a couple of times.
I liked the big question mark that was on the front of the teenager hangout. Every time I saw it I was reminded that for 7 days I would not have to hear, "What's for dinner Mom? Oh that sounds gross."
I would not have to ask myself that dreaded question, "What should I make for dinner?"
I would not have to hear crying, whiny voices saying, "Why do I have to clean my room? Why do I have to go to school? Why to I have to do my homework? How come she doesn't have as many jobs as me? When is it my turn? Why do I have to eat all my vegetables? Did the laundry get done? Where is my blue shirt? Why? Why? Where? How come?" Not that I don't adore my kids, but I think every mom can use a break now and again, Right?!
Robyn becomes famous...
During the entire week in the Karaoke lounge, people could audition for certain famous singers they would eventually dress up like and perform in a final show for the entire ship. The female vocalists to audition for were Gloria Estefan, Madonna, Britney Spears, and Aretha Franklin. My sister-in-law tried out for Gloria and of course, got it! I didn't really want to dress like Madonna or Britney and didn't have the voice to do Aretha justice; so I decided not to audition. Plus I was way to chicken!!
Here's what all the costumes looked like for all the passenger performers....Doesn't Robyn look great as Gloria? She sounded even better!

Robyn did an amazing job singing Rhythm is Gonna Getcha. I still think she is so brave to go up on a stage by herself and sing for a couple thousand people. Way scary!! Nice job Robyn!! Here she is in her "Gloria Get-up".

As day 7 comes to an end...
The sunset on the last night of vacation always seems to be the most beautiful. Little tidbits of "real life" start to creep back into your mind, you can't help but wish the sunset would last forever. But it doesn't. And then just like that, the sun dips below the horizon and out of site.

The week long vacation was exactly what it needed to be. Good food, good company, stress free, relaxing, spiritual, and definitely rejuvenating. I loved being able to have a conversation with my hubby and not being interrupted 20 times! I do however, start to miss the kids by the last day. When I finally get home to see them, I hug them a little tighter, I'm a tiny bit more patient, and I appreciate them a whole lot more.
The great part about taking a vacation is that even though the scenery may change, the memories still remain. So whenever I feel like I need a break again, I can always put on my sunglasses, take a deep breath, and see the world through my own "tropical eyes."

Thanks for the awesome memories Matt. Love ya!!